Bigger, Louder, and Probably Dumber

Bigger, Louder, and Probably Dumber

The Ork Forge is Expanding – and We’re Doing It the Orky Way!

What’s that? A rumble in the distance? Oh, that’s just The Ork Forge smashing through the barriers of the hobby world and growing bigger than ever. We’re talking more products, more services, and a whole lot more chaos (the good kind).

What’s New?

  • Bigger Selection: We’ve added a host of new brands to our lineup, including tabletop titans like Games Workshop and Army Painter, alongside niche treasures like Root and Call of Cthulhu. Whether you’re a wargaming warmonger, TTRPG storyteller, or a hobby painter, we’ve got something just for you.
  • Expanded Services: From custom 3D printing to the Paladin Painting Service, we’re doubling down on helping you bring your tabletop visions to life.
  • A Physical Store (Coming Soon!): That’s right, we’re taking the madness into the real world with a brick-and-mortar store where you can shop, game, and hang out with fellow hobby enthusiasts.

Why Louder?

We’re turning up the volume on everything that makes The Ork Forge special. Expect more events, more community engagement, and maybe even a few Ork-sized surprises along the way. If you hear a cackle and a loud hammering in the distance, it’s probably us.

But we’re not stopping there—soon, we’ll be launching our community Discord server! It’ll be a place where hobbyists like you can connect, share your work, swap tips, and even team up for epic campaigns or wargaming skirmishes. Whether you need painting advice or just want to rant about dice rolls, the Forge’s Discord will be the ultimate gathering spot for tabletop enthusiasts.

And Probably Dumber?

Look, we’re not going to pretend we won’t make some hilariously bad decisions in our quest to dominate the tabletop. But if being “dumber” means having more fun, taking bigger risks, and leaning into our chaotic ork-y energy, then sign us up. After all, nothing great was ever forged without breaking a few anvils, right?

One Forge to Rule Them All

Our goal is simple: to grow The Ork Forge into the ultimate one-stop shop for everything tabletop. From TTRPG rulebooks and wargaming armies to paints, terrain, and custom creations, we’re on a mission to stock it all. Whatever you need to build, play, or conquer your tabletop, you’ll find it here—backed by the same affordable prices and epic service that make The Ork Forge legendary.

What’s Next?

As we grow, we want YOU to be a part of it. Whether you’re here for the minis, the paints, the custom printing, or just to hang out with other hobby maniacs, there’s a place for you in this horde.

Follow us on our journey to dominate the tabletop world. Things are getting bigger, louder, and yes, probably dumber—but we wouldn’t have it any other way.